TOO WILD TO KEEP
TOO LOUD TO IGNORENO PETS // NO MASTERSEXPLICIT PURRSNINE LIVES // ZERO AUTHORITYCLAWS OUT // AMPS UPHISS THE SYSTEM3 A.M. ZOOMIES FOREVER
TOO LOUD TO IGNORENO PETS // NO MASTERSEXPLICIT PURRSNINE LIVES // ZERO AUTHORITYCLAWS OUT // AMPS UPHISS THE SYSTEM3 A.M. ZOOMIES FOREVERNINE LIVES. ZERO AUTHORITY.
PRESS PLAY // WAKE THE ALLEY
TOOPUNKTOPURR.
Three alley cats making neon-soaked, claw-first punk for everyone who’s ever been told to get off the furniture.
TOO WILD TO KEEP
TOO FAR TO CHASE
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TOO FAR TO CHASE
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THE DISCOGRAPHY // TURN IT UP
SIX WAYS TO
START A RIOT.
Rollin' on Ree-Fur
Stay or Stray
ZOOMIES.EXE
Gato Diablo
Everybody Hates Us Cats
Album artwork, release links, and preview audio provided via Apple Music.
INSERT COIN // VOID WARRANTY
THE REJECTS
ARCADE.
NO
REFUNDS
REFUNDS
THE CULPRITS // DO NOT PET
THREE CATS.
ONE BAD IDEA.
Brooklyn
Female black cat. Heavyset. Expression ranges from disappointed to deeply disappointed.
OPEN CHAOS FILE ↗
Hobbes
Male orange tabby. Slightly fluffy. Known to become violent in the presence of string, shoelaces, dangling cords, or basically anything that moves incorrectly.
OPEN CHAOS FILE ↗
Evie
Female tortoiseshell. Small, sleek, black and orange coat. Frequently underestimated by law enforcement.
OPEN CHAOS FILE ↗CAUTION: MAY CAUSE ZOOMIES • CAUTION: MAY CAUSE ZOOMIES
THE HOUSE RULES
WE DON’T
COME WHEN
CALLED.
- 01MAKE IT LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE WHOLE BLOCK.
- 02LEAVE CLAW MARKS ON EVERYTHING BORING.
- 03NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THE 3 A.M. ZOOMIES.
- 04STAY STRANGE. STAY SCRAPPY. STAY FERAL.
WEAR THE DAMAGE
THE ALLEY
SUPPLY CO.
THE FIRST OFFICIAL DROP IS LIVE.
HEAVYWEIGHT. GARMENT-DYED. ZERO AUTHORITY.
