TOO WILD TO KEEP★TOO LOUD TO IGNORE★NO PETS // NO MASTERS★EXPLICIT PURRS★TOO WILD TO KEEP★TOO LOUD TO IGNORE★

NINE LIVES. ZERO AUTHORITY.

TOO PUNKTO PURR.

Three alley cats making neon-soaked, claw-first punk for everyone who’s ever been told to get off the furniture.

MEET THE MENACE
NEW RELEASE // NEW RELEASE
Too Punk To Purr single artwork
TOO WILD TO KEEP
TOO FAR TO CHASE
♥

THE DISCOGRAPHY // TURN IT UP

SIX WAYS TO
START A RIOT.

Album artwork, release links, and preview audio provided via Apple Music.

THE CULPRITS // DO NOT PET

THREE CATS.
ONE BAD IDEA.

01

Lucipurr

Vocals + guitar

Black-cat feedback, midnight sermons, absolutely no indoor voice.

02

Mad Catter

Drums + destruction

Orange menace. One brain cell. Every beat played like the door just opened.

03

Gato Diablo

Bass + bad ideas

Tortie thunder, low-end hexes, and the reason the green room needs insurance.

CAUTION: MAY CAUSE ZOOMIES • CAUTION: MAY CAUSE ZOOMIES

THE HOUSE RULES

WE DON’T
COME WHEN
CALLED.

  1. 01MAKE IT LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE WHOLE BLOCK.
  2. 02LEAVE CLAW MARKS ON EVERYTHING BORING.
  3. 03NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THE 3 A.M. ZOOMIES.
  4. 04STAY STRANGE. STAY SCRAPPY. STAY FERAL.

WEAR THE DAMAGE

THE ALLEY
SUPPLY CO.

FIRST DROP COMING SOON.
GET ON THE LIST FOR FIRST DIBS.

DROP
01

Too Punk Tee

$28

COMING SOON
DROP
02

Alley Riot Patch Set

$12

COMING SOON
DROP
03

ZOOMIES.EXE Poster

$18

COMING SOON